I was lucky enough to overhear the most intelligent conversation ever today. And now you get to hear it too. Ready?
Office Peon 1: What is bigger than five eights?
Office Peon 2 (and I say this with the utmost of respect, as I am also an Office Peon): I thought a half was.
Office Peon 1: No, 5 is bigger than 4.
Office Peon 1: Yes, five eights is bigger than one half.
Wow, I bet our clients are glad these folks are here to support the advisors. Pure genuis.