Missouri beat Nebraska 41-6 on Saturday night. Ha! Silly Cornhuskers. This makes Missouri 5-0. What a great game.
I saw this today - hilarious:
Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up: Fireman, Truck Driver, Salesman, etc. but, Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer and takes off all his clothes at a bar. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with someone for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by his statement immediately changed the subject and hurriedly set the other children to work on a coloring project.
She then took Little Johnny aside and asked him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "He's defensive coordinator at the University of Nebraska. I was just too embarrassed to say that."