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Tuesday, November 06, 2007

audio science clayton

I learned today (from my fav time-wasting site, Go Fug Yourself) that a celebrity named Shannyn Sossamon named her child Audio Science. Well, I learned of Shannyn Sossamon today too, but she's not nearly as entertaining as her child's name. Audio? Science? Audio Science?

How? And better yet, Why?

I get wanting to give your child a unique name. I share my ubiquitous first name with millions of people. But I'd rather have my name any day over the likes of:

Moxie CrimeFighter
Tu Morrow
Pilot Inspektor
Reven Niaga (Never Again backwards - straight from BelleMO)

You get the point. Apparently these celebrities (and hicks) were totally cool kids and never got picked on. Giving your kid a name like that is an open invitation to get their asses kicked. And seriously, it all ties back to my earlier post on Coco Crisp (hee hee) - assuming these children grow up to be normal adults (it's a long shot, but play along), how can they go out into the real world and look for a job? Can you imagine investing money with Pilot Inspektor? Or purchasing a home with the help of Apple? Or how about Tu Morrow teaching your kids?

This further reinforces my opinion that people should have to earn the right to have children.


Anonymous said...

This makes me laugh. Also, have you noticed that every child in our family was given a popular name? Were our parents afraid of what kids would say to US? haha


Jess said...

Oh come on, it's just "character building".

Also, once they're of age, they can legally change their name to something less awesome if they want to get a job where Audio Science is not welcome. Personally, I wish my name had "Science" in it. I mean... SCIENCE? There isn't much cooler than that.

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